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laughing so hard i told my little brother about the guy who ate the other guys face off and he didn’t believe me so he googled it and read a bunch of conspiracy theories about a government planned zombie apocalypse and now he’s so scared and sleeping with his baseball bat
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I’d like to take y’all through my dinner process tonight
“cut cooked pizza into 4-8 slices”
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Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
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me
